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Occasionally I sing while I play. I'm just so stunned at how much summer homework I have...especially from AP Chem. Soo, here's a song. You get to hear my very geeky-esque voice singing. Kinda. Oh yea and the song is 10 minutes long. Your choice to bear with it. If you were me, and hated Chemistry as much as me, or you were just curious anyways, you'd listen. :XD:

Lyrics (what they started out as, I added more in cuz I got so into it :XD:)

This is why I hate Chemistry class
cuz it sucks beyond anything
measurable and just soars beyond plain
suckitude...oh yea.

This is what happens when you sign up for
AP Chemistry you find out it sucks and sucks and
sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks and
sucks beyond measurable suckitude.

I just thought of these four chords to play
cuz they sound really really really angray
and I just want to play them over and over
and over again....oh yea.

I want to play them over and over and
over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over again.
Oh yea!

If you thought that was very annoying
then you got no idea what Chem is like
cuz it sucks beyond anything
measureable and just soars beyond plain
suckitude...oh yea

It started one day when I foolishly
signed up...for AP Chemistry
thinking...that I'd get a
grade boost...oh noes!

I soon realized that I had signed my
doom into Chemical hell and
I wanted to get myself
out of there. Oh yea!

So did my friend, he wanted out
so we concocted a plan to get ourselves
out by pleading to our counselors!
Oh yea!

My friend well he was home free in an
easy class but as for me I was
still in...AP Chemistry...Oh noes!

My counselor was a total total
bleep and she didn't let me escape
so here I am with my AP Chemistry
homework. Screaming. Over and over and
over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over again...
Oh noes!
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Tigeress915 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmao yasss
I had AP chem this year.
luckily, it's 2 weeks until I'm done with the class
pft..grade bump..I have a B in the class, so it didn't matter that I even took an ap class </3
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Crashing-Star Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Student General Artist
lol this was just so hilarious, you're a fantastic songwriter! :sarcasm: No, really. This was really funny.
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Mansikkalimu Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Luckily I don't have chemistry never again!
This describes my feelings perfectly! Thought, sometimes I liked it. :DD
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Policide Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude. This was beautiful.
BEAUTIFUL.
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VanillaMoonlight Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
LOL. AP Chemistry is my favorite class, but it's a great song
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BlueTigress94 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz::iconclappingplz: :rofl: This is awesome!!
This is how I feel about AP Biology...now I realize how stupid it was -.- (Cuz I'm an Art Major XD)
It's a pain in the A**!!!!
Lolz, I can't get out either! That sounds like my consular...-.-

YOUR A GENIUS!!! Lolz....maybe I should sing this, only with bio XD
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011
This made me laugh. :XD:
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DragonNaga Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
im taking 12th grade chemistry. i know you guys might say its easy. but when half the class wont shut up and let the kids who want to learn listen it becomes hectic. especially when he throws out homework and quizzez galore because the kids wont quiet down.
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Rebloom Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Right on.
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louder-thanthunder Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In the middle of midterms. AP chem tomorrow. Thank you so much for this!
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Rainy-Sunshine Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This....should be on iTunes. I would download in a nanosecond.
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InuXKag4ever Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Student General Artist
I nearly died laughing! This is very funny, I looooooooooooove it ^_^
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xxdemondoodlerxx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!! I have yet to learn the horrors of Chemistry, but now I know what it's like.
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emissary-of-taco Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
ahaha. Made my day. Well, as much as it can because the AP chem exam is tomorrow for me. *dies*
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PyroNova Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
This is hilarious. Sometimes I feel this way, but I have to suck it up. I'm a Chemistry Major. But this is so great.
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teh-jinxie-girlie Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Student Filmographer
my god this is beautiful.

I wish I would have found this when I was in Chemistry! But there's a lot of it in AP Bio... so AAAAAGH!!

Chemistry = Love/Hate relationship.
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Phoenix789 Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
I have my AP chem AP in two days. Thank you for this.
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AnimeThorn Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
Dude, I'm failing chem right now and this song just made me smile >:]
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Aevum314 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
This was so awesome! :D
Mind to let me know the chords?
I have no music education but I like playing around my keyboard :D
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
I can't remember what the chords are. I'm sorry. :(
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Aevum314 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
Too bad. Thanks anyway :D
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LadySerpent Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
This kicks so much ass. Thanks for vocalising so many people's emotions with this one.

And great flow! You did a good job in making it all fit together well, even with the randomness of some of it. It worked out very well.

Thanks for the smile. :)

-LS
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2009
Lol thank you. :XD: I was really bored, I think, when I did this.
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graceia Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2008  Student Digital Artist
I'm putting off studying fruitlessly for my (regular but still sucky) chemistry exam. Love this so very much -sendin it to all of my friends.
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2008
Lol. I miss chemistry a lot actually. It was fun while it lasted.
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StaceyS Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008   General Artist
I love this song for some reason. O_o
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008
I suppose it could be addicting or something in some ways. :XD:
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master-of-toast-2 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
p.s I want to put this on my ipod XD
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
I don't have the file anymore because my computer crashed. :(

I could make an updated version! People would kill themselves if I did that. :XD:
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master-of-toast-2 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
that sucks.
lol you're uber cool dude. :D
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
Rofl :rofl:. I don't know about that, but thanks! :XD:
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master-of-toast-2 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008
this is awesome! it's so funny *is procrastinating her own homework*
i love this :+fav:
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
Haha, thank you. My singing voice is just fantabulous. :XD:
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B-wanted Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
Ahh... Now I got this song stuck in my head ._.
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2008
This song is terrible to get stuck in one's head. I pity you. :XD:
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B-wanted Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
I'm agree with you (tho it's your song?). Terrible x[]x
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
Yeah, I came up with it. :XD:
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west-haven Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2008   Photographer
I just failed my Chemistry final exam..... by five points. I am only two days from graduating high school, and I need this class to graduate. x________x I am retaking the exam tomorrow, so I'm going to study over my notes like crazy tonight. Ugh. Freakin' chemistry.
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2008
You can retake finals?! I thought the point of a final was that...it was final. :XD:

Well, I hate it too, so good luck, my fellow Chem-hater. :D
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daniellover Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2008   Writer
suckitude hah! lol Great song though. I have chemistry now and I hate it. :+fav:
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2008
Thanks. :XD: Yea I hate it too. I always will hate it. I think it is truly the one thing I will never use in real life. :XD:
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daniellover Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2008   Writer
yeah me too. I dont understand a thing a bout it
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hahahaa..... loved it!!!! im in ap this year.... procrastinating right now actually..... loved the part where it goes in case you didnt realise im mad cause i have a lot of chemistry homework..... ^^
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PeridotHorntail Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2008
I know how people feel, I am still up at 1 AM freaking typing out a cheat sheet that has to fit into two pages for my damnable Chem Honors class.

May that teacher burn...
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2008
Ahhh that's terrible. I feel ya. Not physically, mind you. Haha.
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GreenHat77 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my gosh! my ears! nooo! oh the horrer!
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
I knooow. My goal is to make everyone deaf. (But then they can't enjoy my other music. D: )
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GreenHat77 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: i like the giberish!
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TosmoIllusa Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
xD Chemistry is all gibberish. CO2 and the sunlight and the H2O....produces O2 and....GLUCOSE!! (C6H12O6)

See? Wasn't that gibberish?
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GreenHat77 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
actually not really...i can simplify it. basically....CO2+sunlight+H2O=O2 and Glucose...I don't know I am a girl. I guess girls just get things faster...:o

my head hurts...:XD:
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